Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
Randomize