im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
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animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
NoShamevember. You game?
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There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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