i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
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You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
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I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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