I'm so fucking centered right now
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
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Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
Did I show you my penis last night?
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
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I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
There is a 97.5% chance that my sketchy roommate is also a hooker.
So when can I meet her?
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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