Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
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Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
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I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
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