people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
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No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
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Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
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