whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
Randomize