When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
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Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
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I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
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