We're like a lot better than the average bears
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
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