and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
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It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
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He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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