I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
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I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
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I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
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