i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
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Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
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You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
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