I woke up, mistook him for my ex, and started screaming. It was all that chest hair. I don't think this relationship is going anywhere.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
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I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
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You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
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