Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
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The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
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We are no longer allowed to have pre 4th party week. I woke up with a donut stuck to my face and 'MILF' written in black marker on my stomach.
Mother of the Year
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
There is a 97.5% chance that my sketchy roommate is also a hooker.
So when can I meet her?
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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