woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
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He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
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smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
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