All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
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Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
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Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
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