I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
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I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
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Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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