Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
I asked a girl to buy her a drink, she had I have a boyfriend, so I said, well i have a goldfish, she said what? I replied, oh I'm sorry I thought we were talking about shit that doesnt matter.
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
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She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
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You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
I forgot to tell you, that tinder guy literally lives 15 floors beneath me. I have been creepily saying things to him like "I see youve got a hammer on the patio"
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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