please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
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Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
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Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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