Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
im drinking this country out of the recession.
my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
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Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
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would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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