I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
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I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
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I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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