she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
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Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
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he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
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I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
Im sober enough to understand what people are saying but drunk enough to understand its hilarious
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
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