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After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
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it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
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How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
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