We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
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not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
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SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
I want a musical about memes.
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
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