question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
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I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
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took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
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