I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
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please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
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She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
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