It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
The midget we rented got so drunk last night he got carted off in an ambulance
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
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what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
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It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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