come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
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No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
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How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
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