What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
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This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
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there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
A+ Viking dick
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
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