I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
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At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
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Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
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