all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
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It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
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i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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