this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
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He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
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Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
Hey this is your roommate. You know the one that let you have sex with her while you called out your exs name and cried?
I have no recollection of that. You must have the wrong number. P.s. your thongs still on the ceiling fan.
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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