just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
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Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
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I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Did you actually just quote Ace Ventura during a sext!?
You know it
Dammit now I have to marry you
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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