I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
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Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
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Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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