So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
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I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
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I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
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