I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
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she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
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My professor just gave us a margarita recipe.
Why?
Because, and I quote, he "wants to give us the tools to succeed in life."
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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