i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
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so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
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There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
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