very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
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they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
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I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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