you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
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She's like a pop up book from hell.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
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Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
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