I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Porn is love you can see.
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
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at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
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When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
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