shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
nobody is as good of a wingman as me. i make whoever im with look like mark wahlberg during his underwear model phase
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
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and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
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i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
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Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
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