come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
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Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
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I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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