arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
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the night ended with taco bell and tears
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
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Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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