i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
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I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
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Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
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