Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
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I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
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As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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