Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
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somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
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You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
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