He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
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smell my finger.
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
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You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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