Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I forgot i ate a salad for dinner, so while i was barfing in his toilet, i kept screaming "i ate leaves?? i cant believe you let me eat leaves!"
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
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I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
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she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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