She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
smell my finger.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
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he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
When I unzipped my pants I said "Release the Cracken"... she dug it so we're getting married soon.
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Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
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