I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
John Mayer's mother should have swallowed him when she had the chance.
As in blowjob or cannibalism?
I was thinking blowjob, but either would've been a better idea than giving him a record deal.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
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How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
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in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
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